6 hours ago 610771   originally from uhm-hello   via oestranhomundodek
so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡

16 hours ago 130899   originally from moistcrust   via oill-spill
16 hours ago 231919   originally from moistcrust   via bobbynewport

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

1 day ago 508454   originally from cumfort   via darrenstummy-moved

katzmatt:

adriofthedead:

squidnapped:

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

imagine sitting at it naked and leaving ya ball prints on that lil seat

imagine coming home and realizing someone fucked on your table

I WANT THIS TABLE

1 day ago 419849   originally from hotpoultrywings   via rialxoan
thiscorpsofbrothers:


jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

1 day ago 414125   originally from darlingwithdimples   via bluebonne

callipygianology:

 I’ve  never seen these all together, so I thought I’d put them in a photoset. Made by the fantastic Kendra Wells on the Toast.

1 day ago 195395   originally from darlingwithdimples   via callipygianology

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

stand-up-comic-gifs:

I look around, there’s baby pictures of me everywhere. - Sheng Wang (x)

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

I’m British and I can’t even make a nice cup of tea

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